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A star and a normal person were walking down the road. When the star said to the normal person "What do suppose we do?"
And the normal person said "I think it's up to you. You're the star, not me. You're the star of the show. It's up to you."
A star and a normal person went shopping for a tie, when the star said to the normal person "What kind of tie do you suppose I should buy?" And the normal person said "Why don't you try on this one?" And the star said "This looks pretty good, I think I'll take it. "
A star and a normal person went walking down the road.
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What are you gonna do you
Weight lifting guru
The weights that you do
Are really heavy woo hoo
No other guru
Lifts the weights that you do
1 2. 3 4
You're gonna lift it off the floor
5. 6. 7. 8
No other guru lifts as much weight
You are great
You are our leader
What are you gonna do you
Weight lifting guru
The feats of strength that you do
No other guru
Could ever hope to do
That's why we follow you
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Yak Shepard in the Andes
With his bass guitar
And a stack of Hi-Watt amps,
the sound travels far.
Avalanching arpeggios
Down to an open string
As he plays In the Halls
Of the Mountain King.
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Thank you, Merrill Osmond
As you sing and play your bass
You and your brothers
In my heart's heaven have a place
For you
Thank you, Jermaine Jackson
As you sing and play your bass
You and your brothers
In my heart's heaven have a place
For you
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Rudolph Steiner never cared for you
Or what was true
Biodynamic farming isn't real
It's what you feel
In your heart
Rudolph Steiner lied about the past
The truth won't last
The accocic record does not exist
You must be pissed
Or somehow lost in the crowd
Rudolph Steiner was a dishonest man
A charlatan
He made his living from the devoted few
Among them you
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Jim Reeves as a pilot
Goes up in the air
To a show far away
He doesn't have to drive there.
Country stars in the sky
Flying this way and that
Don't have to drive all night
Or get stuck with a flat.
You can hear him singing
As he flies overhead
All you need is a scanner
To penetrate the world of the dead.
Jim Reeves points his plane
Into dark clouds and rain.
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Grandad and the Queen
Are shaking hands in the scene
He was a pilot
Back in world War two
This is when he flew
Refugees and some
Dignitaries on the run
To him it was fun
I am his grandson
Eisenhower knew
That his plane wouldn't do
And gave him quite a scare
As he flew him through the air
He gave him a new plane
To flu at night or in the rain
Something to ease the strain
Of a world that went insane
And the Queen agreed
And gave him his CBE
For all the lives he saved
And did so valiantly
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Cousin Peter
Was a singer
He loved singing
In the garden
We had trouble finding his grave
We thought it couldn't be found
None of these graves are his
None of them on the ground
Cousin Peter
Was a mimic
He did birds and
Atomic bombs, too
Which made our grandmother laugh
Laugh until she cried
She never cried so much
As the day when Peter died
Cousin Peter
Was a driver
Loved to drive his
Sports car faster
But he let his buddy drive
On Thanksgiving Eve
The last time we saw him alive
A time we will always grieve
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Send me a postcard
I'll put it on the wall
To remind me
About nothing at all
Nothing at all
Who's to say that I do nothing?
The Eiffel Tower
Is pretty tall
But The Pyramids
Ain't nothing at all
Nothing at all
Who's to say that I do nothing?
Doing nothing at all
I hear a loud noise
From down the hall
I get out of bed
But it's nothing at all
Nothing at all
Who's to say that I do nothing?
Doing nothing at all
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Did Humphrey Bogart ever bogart a joint?
"I don't think so."
Did Humphrey Bogart ever bogart a joint?
"Who's Humphrey Bogart?"
Did Humphrey Bogart ever bogart a joint?
"Your guess is as good as mine"
Did Humphrey Bogart ever smoke weed?
Did Humphrey Bogart ever do speed?
Did Humphrey Bogart ever bogart a joint?
"He was always smoking something."
Did Humphrey Bogart ever bogart?
A joint?
Did Lou Reed ever read a book?
"Probably."
Did Lou Reed ever read a book?
"That's a stupid question."
Did Lou Reed ever read a book?
"He's a rock star poet."
Did Lou Reed ever read?
A book?
"It's spelt differently."
Did Lou Reed ever read?
Did Humphrey Bogart ever bogart a joint?
"I don't know."
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I'm still high from yesterday's doughnut
My eyes are stars and my vision is true
What did they put in my cinnamon doughnut?
That's why I'm singing this song for you
I'm still high from yesterday's doughnut
Echoes of love are green and blue
What did they put in that cinnamon doughnut?
I don't know but I think it was good
There was some trickery
In the bakery
Someone had it in for me
Or someone took a chance
And happy accidents
Happen everyday, it's easy
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